Well, no, I don’t necessarily mean you. But it is a catchy title.
What I do want to address, though, is why so many people feel that they suck at math.
There are so many reasons. A major one is that they have never been introduced to math, just some bad imposter created by the public school system.
Math is a search for effective uses of patterns. Ok, it’s other things too, but what it is defitely not, is some psycho-nazi math teacher from hell telling you too “just shut up and do the problem!” It’s not some critical-thinking-challenged politician creating a deceptively-named “No Child Left Behind” scam, that does nothing but intimidate students with ineffective testing, and doesn’t even fund that.
The big reason that “you suck at math” is that the people who are paid to teach you, generally don’t know their asses from Kentucky Fried Chicken.
There, I said it.
Um, you do know what generally means, don’t you? I don’t want anyone who doesn’t know what that word means writing to me telling me that, “Gee, I know a teacher who actually does know his ass from KFC, etc.” I KNOW there are good teachers.
But:
a) There aren’t enough of them, and
b) they are not always paid (enough, anyway).
Here’s Professor Humunculus’s patented method for testing if a teacher or administrator is not part of the problem:
Just see if he/she is part of the solution, or at least knows there is a problem. If they are just happy as clams to test kids on material they didn’t have enough time to adequately teach them - THEN THEY SUCK!
On the other hand, if they are doing their best while fighting the system, advocating for smaller classes, less standardized testing and more quality teaching time, and time to prepare meaningful lessons, time to assess each child in a meaningful way, etc. then, brother, you have found a pearl among those clams. (Pardon the mixed seafood metaphor.)
Polish that pearl.
In other words, if the teacher isn’t at least in a little trouble with the administration (no, not the kind of trouble that Senators and preachers get into with young boys!) then you can pretty much figure that they order a bucket of ass when they go to KFC.
If, by any chance, you are a real, dedicated teacher reading this, I want to thank you for the real work you do. Someone appreciates you. I’d like to see more people do that. I’m trying to help.
This needs to be made clear: the higher you go, the bigger the B.S. You can’t blame an 11 year old that sh/e can’t add if the teacher can’t teach. You can’t blame the teacher if the administrators won’t let them teach. You can’t blame the administrators if the school boards and policy-makers only hold them accountable to some idiotic policies. And you can’t blame the policy-makers if -
hey, wait, that’s exactly whom you can blame, almost all of the time.
Likewise, within the family, you can’t blame a kid for not learning when a parent doesn’t at least provide an environment for learing and an attitude that learning is worthwhile. Not just “You better get good grades or no allowance,” or worse. Think about it. If the kid sees that the parent is a dumbass and resents learning…
Give the kids a break. Coercion is not help.
I’d love to see some comments. I’m on your side if you are fighting the good fight.